Heh-heh, wouldn't it be cool if the gum suddenly transformed into a sooty little gray space robot? Because Shia's in the Transformers movies, you know, so I'm just taking that reference and crudely applying it to…
Uh-oh. Something's coming. I sense evil.
"Hey losers, it's me, the Evil Gum on the adjacent window ledge. Nicer gum color--check! Better celebrity visibility--check! Superior photo in general--check! Let's face it, people always find the bad boy more interesting than the goody-goody hero. That's why you'll love the new action-adventure series "Evil Gum," coming to CBS this fall, Wednesdays at 9, 8 Central! See you during Premiere Week!"
Wow, I can't wait for the "Evil Gum" show! Sorry, regular gum.
I'm speechless. That doesn't happen very often.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the Evil Gum will be the bad guy in the next Indiana Jones movie.
ReplyDeleteOr the object everyone's after. "Indiana Jones and the Gray Wad Of Filth." Throw in some sinister foreigners, a hot chick, a scary scene on a rickety old ladder propped against the theater building, and a taxi chase through midtown, and you're done.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should really email George Lucas. I'm sure that would be a better movie than whatever he had in mind.
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