Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Heh-heh, wouldn't it be cool if the gum suddenly transformed into a sooty little gray space robot? Because Shia's in the Transformers movies, you know, so I'm just taking that reference and crudely applying it to…
Uh-oh. Something's coming. I sense evil.
"Hey losers, it's me, the Evil Gum on the adjacent window ledge. Nicer gum color--check! Better celebrity visibility--check! Superior photo in general--check! Let's face it, people always find the bad boy more interesting than the goody-goody hero. That's why you'll love the new action-adventure series "Evil Gum," coming to CBS this fall, Wednesdays at 9, 8 Central! See you during Premiere Week!"
Wow, I can't wait for the "Evil Gum" show! Sorry, regular gum.