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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Women Who Judge Singing Competition Shows

It's up to you, America*!  Who do YOU think should win Singing Competition Voice Factor Judge Idol?  Here are our two finalists:

Christina Aguilera!  She has a hat!

Paula Abdul!  While she doesn't have a hat herself, she's at ease talking to hat wearers!

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  1. I've got to vote for Christina Aguilera because she's showing a little skin in this photo... Nothing like a little ankle to get me excited!

  2. On a related note, in Ms. Aguilera's photo I notice the resurfacing project has begun on 53rd - with striations apparent on the pavement. Ms. Aguilera appears to need assistance to navigate this new and treacherous terrain. Nothing like striations to get me excited.

  3. Good eye for detail, Karl. However, what you may not know is that the Christina Aguilera photo was taken first--way back on May 16th, in fact. The resurfacing has been done for quite a while.

  4. Hmm, so what are all the new spray paint markings on the pavement? Don't tell me they're going to tear up the street AGAIN. Damned government inefficiency. Where's Mayor Bloomberger when you need him? Probably at a press conference with Michelle O'Bachmann

  5. It looks like Paula is about to get jumped by thugs. She's saying "Listen, I don't want to but I can drop you guys like a bag of wet tuna." She's so cool.

  6. She comes up with awesome metaphors.

  7. She didn't really come up with it. It's from her remake of "Death Wish 2".