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Friday, June 8, 2012

Eva Longoria


Remember Mad Libs?  Mad Libs is a fun party game, assuming the party is attended by at least two people.  Directions: solicit the indicated kinds of words from your fellow party-goer(s), then write the responses on your computer screen using Wite-Out.  Then read back the completed Mad Lib and enjoy.


Eva Longoria arrives at the (adjective)________ Show with David Letterman to discuss the finale of her long-running (appliance)________ series, (adjective)"_________ Housewives."  As she alights from her SU(consonant)___, the (Italian word with multiple p's and z's)_____________ shout, "Eva!  Eva!"  They're unaware that the (adjective)_________ wad of (rubber-based substance)_________ (number)_____ feet above is the real star.  Meanwhile, Steve (relative age)_________, proprietor of celebrigum.(top-level domain)_______, demonstrates an increasingly (adjective meaning shaky)__________ grasp of how (adjective rhyming with "Bad")________ Libs work.

Wite-Out is a registered trademark for a brand of correction fluid manufactured by the (BIC Corporation)_____________________.


11 comments:

  1. Eva Longoria arrives at the LAST Show with David Letterman to discuss the finale of her long-running COFFEE MAKER series, "LAST Housewives." As she alights from her SUF, the PEZ CANDY AND PEZ DISPENSERS shout, "Eva! Eva!" They're unaware that the LAST wad of RUBBER 504,135,655,700 feet above is the real star. Meanwhile, Steve 504,135,655,700, proprietor of celebrigum.GOV, demonstrates an increasingly LAST grasp of how LAST Libs work.

    Do I Win?

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    1. Celebrigum.gov -- your tax dollars at work.

      This is why Wisconsin's Governor won the recall election!

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    2. I understand Gov. Walker has been a pro-gummer for years now.

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  2. Eva Longoria arrives at the Tragic Show with David Letterman to discuss the finale of her long-running Toaster "Late Housewives." As she alights from her SUX, the Schizophrenics shout, "Eva! Eva!" They're unaware that the diaphanous wad of condoms 666.6 feet above is the real star. Meanwhile, Steve ,Older than Dirt , proprietor of celebrigum.gov , demonstrates an increasingly wonky grasp of how Cad Libs work.

    Wipe-Out is a registered trademark for a brand of correction fluid manufactured by the Charmin Company.

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    1. I love that you both had celebrigum.gov.

      This is turning out to be a great party!

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    2. The Toast in the MachineJune 9, 2012 at 2:16 PM

      And you can't possibly lose with Toasters! ;)

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  3. Feeling lazy today, so I'll just list my answers for the blanks, in order, from start to finish of post: Fashionably Late
    bun warmer
    Hyperbolic
    X
    pizzaiola pappalardos
    phosphorescent
    silicone
    11
    39
    .pro
    uncertain
    Rad
    Worldwide Pants -- Jan

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    1. SUX has come up a couple of times. Are you folks subtly referencing the 6000 SUX from "Robocop," or is SUX just funny?

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