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Holding the camera out the window with my left hand, while holding my phone with my right hand and calling in a videotape change to the edit room. Firing off shots without looking at the viewfinder, trusting that my years of practice will carry me through.
Not bad. We can work with that. I generally crop the photos anyway.
FYI, I did the cropping with my left hand while pretending to talk into a phone held by my right hand, just to prove that I could.
Also, I'm typing this with my feet. With my hands I'm simultaneously writing a piece for the October issue of Tedious Show-Off Magazine. Watch for it!
Also, I'm typing this with my feet. With my hands I'm simultaneously writing a piece for the October issue of Tedious Show-Off Magazine. Watch for it!
Bravo! You're a one-man band. Nicely done.
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