Notes For Jennifer Garner Entry
--something referencing her recent movie about the kid who's a shrub (??)
--could do something with the fact that she's married to Ben Affleck or Ben Bernanke (can never remember which one -- look up)
--In the second photo, there's the guy with the green t-shirt with his back to her. Come up with something funny about green t-shirts? (He's not taking a leak on the car, is he? Zoom in/check)
--Do something stupid to the gum like put James Garner's face on it (are they even related?) (does it even matter?)
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ATTENTION! THIS SITE HAS BEEN HACKED BY ANONYMOUS!
WE ARE DEDICATED TO OPPOSING INTERNET CENSORSHIP AND SURVEILLANCE, AND TO EMBARRASSING CELEBRIGUM BY PREMATURELY POSTING ITS ENTRIES IN ROUGH DRAFT FORM
CELEBRIGUM MUST BE OPPOSED BECAUSE IT IS A TOOL OF GOVERNMENT AND MAJOR SECURITY CORPORATIONS
OKAY, THAT MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY TRUE -- WE HAVEN'T RESEARCHED THIS THOROUGHLY
WHATEVS
ANONYMOUS OUT
P.S. IT'S BEN AFFLECK, DUMB-ASS
Hey! Dammit!
ReplyDeleteGuess I need to upgrade CelebriGum's security.
This might have turned out to be a hilarious entry, but I guess we'll never know.
Oh, no! Better make sure the guy in the green shirt isn't taking a WikiLeak... :(
ReplyDeleteHA, NICE ONE, TOAST
Delete--ANONYMOUS
Thanks, ANON! ;)
DeleteIs this for real? I think you need to fire your security team.
ReplyDeleteHa ha... Andy KaufGum!
DeleteSure it's for real! You can tell it was actual real-life hackers because they used ALL-CAPS to set their text off from mine! Classic hacker move.
DeleteWith apologies to E. Costello:
ReplyDeleteYou tease, you flirt
And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt
(at inappropriate times)
Or it could just be a sad statement on the high price of gas!
I can handle the Led Zeppelin references, but I have to mostly confess ignorance re: E. Costello. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you nailed it.
DeleteI feel so....breached....
ReplyDeleteMe too. I've tightened security. In fact, I just spent the past fifteen minutes frisking the gum.
DeleteThe photo editing section is actually comparatively self-explanatory.
ReplyDeleteFinally, you are able to see you animated gif file inside your image viewer.
This ensures that you are going to, in reality, lose some
data during compression.
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