"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Friday, September 7, 2012

Jennifer Garner







Notes For Jennifer Garner Entry

--something referencing her recent movie about the kid who's a shrub (??)

--could do something with the fact that she's married to Ben Affleck or Ben Bernanke    (can never remember which one -- look up)

--In the second photo, there's the guy with the green t-shirt with his back to her.  Come up with something funny about green t-shirts?  (He's not taking a leak on the car, is he?  Zoom in/check)

--Do something stupid to the gum like put James Garner's face on it (are they even related?) (does it even matter?)

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ATTENTION!  THIS SITE HAS BEEN HACKED BY ANONYMOUS!

WE ARE DEDICATED TO OPPOSING INTERNET CENSORSHIP AND SURVEILLANCE, AND TO EMBARRASSING CELEBRIGUM BY PREMATURELY POSTING ITS ENTRIES IN ROUGH DRAFT FORM

CELEBRIGUM MUST BE OPPOSED BECAUSE IT IS A TOOL OF GOVERNMENT AND MAJOR SECURITY CORPORATIONS

OKAY, THAT MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY TRUE -- WE HAVEN'T RESEARCHED THIS THOROUGHLY

WHATEVS

ANONYMOUS OUT

P.S. IT'S BEN AFFLECK, DUMB-ASS

14 comments:

  1. Hey! Dammit!

    Guess I need to upgrade CelebriGum's security.

    This might have turned out to be a hilarious entry, but I guess we'll never know.

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  2. The Toast in the MachineSeptember 7, 2012 at 10:20 PM

    Oh, no! Better make sure the guy in the green shirt isn't taking a WikiLeak... :(

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    1. HA, NICE ONE, TOAST

      --ANONYMOUS

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    2. The Toast in the MachineSeptember 9, 2012 at 12:12 AM

      Thanks, ANON! ;)

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  3. Is this for real? I think you need to fire your security team.

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    1. The Toast in the MachineSeptember 8, 2012 at 6:39 PM

      Ha ha... Andy KaufGum!

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    2. Sure it's for real! You can tell it was actual real-life hackers because they used ALL-CAPS to set their text off from mine! Classic hacker move.

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  4. With apologies to E. Costello:
    You tease, you flirt
    And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt
    (at inappropriate times)

    Or it could just be a sad statement on the high price of gas!

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    1. I can handle the Led Zeppelin references, but I have to mostly confess ignorance re: E. Costello. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you nailed it.

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  5. I feel so....breached....

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    1. Me too. I've tightened security. In fact, I just spent the past fifteen minutes frisking the gum.

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