Jennifer Garner

Notes For Jennifer Garner Entry

--something referencing her recent movie about the kid who's a shrub (??)

--could do something with the fact that she's married to Ben Affleck or Ben Bernanke    (can never remember which one -- look up)

--In the second photo, there's the guy with the green t-shirt with his back to her.  Come up with something funny about green t-shirts?  (He's not taking a leak on the car, is he?  Zoom in/check)

--Do something stupid to the gum like put James Garner's face on it (are they even related?) (does it even matter?)

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