"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Kelsey Grammer



Kelsey smiles for the camera as he's photographed by an employee of the red-hot website, celebrinogum.com.

CelebriNoGum, specializing in so-so photos of celebrities outside the Late Show with no lumps of old gum anywhere in the picture, was recently ranked the 9th most popular site on the internet.  With millions of loyal followers and revenues in the billions of dollars, celebrinogum.com is poised to overtake Google as the most visited website by mid-2014, according to analysts.

What am I doing wrong?

It's the gum, isn't it?

Damn.  

15 comments:

  1. I really like Kelsey Grammer, he has an unusual spelled name, also he's been on 3 of the most popular television comedies of all time. He's like the Lance Armstrong of TV, I can't wait until they take away Cheer's awards!

    Part two of my comment: I actually looked up celebrinogum.com It's not as good as you say it is.

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    1. I never said it was good. I just said it was tremendously popular.

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    2. That's news to me. I only read words I imagine.

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  2. With those revenues, you'd think they'd be using better equipment. Anyway, your photos have an everyman quality to them. Probably most of us could surreptitiously snap a shot from a window, unnoticed by the subject. But it took your artistic vision to see/feel the importance of old gum in making a true work of art. [Oh, and though you may have slightly fewer followers, we are a far more select, discriminating bunch, at least.]

    Jan

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    1. My clumsy attempt at fishing for compliments has worked! Thanks for taking the bait!

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  3. What's the orange thing on that guy's shirt?

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    1. It's a reflector, he's practicing proper sidewalk safety.

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  4. What's the orange thing on that guy's shirt?

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    1. It's a reflector, he's practicing proper sidewalk safety.

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  5. The Toast in the MachineSeptember 6, 2012 at 2:51 PM

    I bookmarked CelebriNoGum.

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  6. Feet and shoes are strange things, aren't they?

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