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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Dwyane Wade



The partially visible man at the top of the frame is in a once in a lifetime position.




He's equidistant from Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat basketball star, and Duane Reade, a New York chain of drugstores with a location at 8th Avenue and 53rd Street.

As the NFL replacement refs would say, "Home run!"

Speaking of which, an aside to the gum: accept my fair and generous offer regarding your raise and your defined-benefit pension plan, or I'll start using the replacement gum that's visible on the window frame.  What could go wrong?


6 comments:

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    1. He fills his prescription and picks up some snacks and health & beauty aids!

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    2. That reminds me; I'm out of Q-tips.

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  2. I would take that offer, gum.

    By the way are you sure that's not a pair of severed legs - the calling card of the Severed Leg Killer of Midtown, whose 14 year crime spree is hithertoo unsolved?

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    1. Wait, do you mean the Severed Leg Killer of Midtown East or the Severed Leg Killer of Midtown West?

      Geographically, it would be more likely to be the SLKOMW, but posing the legs with a chair is more typical of the SLKOME.


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