Bill O'Reilly

A nice gum photo of Bill, looking crisp and natty in the heat, as he heads into the Ed Sullivan Theater for…

Hold on, something's not right.

Is it just me, or is the gum looking a little more depressed than usual?

I know what this is about.  The gum is pissed off that it's stuck in midtown Manhattan for another hot, stinking summer, while its cousin is on vacation in the Grand Tetons.

Yeah, it doesn't seem fair.

But Bill's tie almost matches the color of the sky over Cascade Canyon.  That's something.

(FanGum photo credit: Marilyn Sargent.  Thanks for despoiling our magnificent wilderness, Marilyn!)