"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Monday, July 1, 2013

Jamie Foxx

"Mr. Foxx!  Over here, Mr. Foxx!  Could you pose for a couple of photos?"

"Absolutely, girls.  Glad to oblige."

"Oh, this is great!  Now, my twin sister -- "

"Sure, grab the camera and I'll pose with her and you can take the picture."

"Actually, what we really want is to run inside for just a minute and trade clothes, and then we'll come out and my sister will take basically the same photo of me, but this time I'll be wearing her clothes."

"Uh… even her sandals?"

"Yeah!  Even her sandals!  It'll be awesome, I promise!"

"Well, okay.  But hurry up."

One minute later:

"Thanks, Mr. Foxx!"  

"Yeah, thanks!  We both really appreciate it!"




  1. On occasions like this might I suggest placing the gum on that grate in the sidewalk, with the actual photo being taken from beneath the grate? Might I add that I've tried to word this request in the most tasteful manner possible.

    1. I've heard of a lot of weird sexual fetishes being celebrated on the internet, but the desire to gaze up Jamie Foxx's pantleg is a new one on me.