Those paparazzi flashes are amazingly powerful. Just how powerful?
A radiologist friend says: "Examination of this CelebriGum image reveals that Ms. Banks' lungs are clear, her spinal vertebrae are in excellent condition, and in general the musculoskeletal structures show good health. However, a couple issues could require attention: at some point the "Man On A Ledge" star swallowed a quarter, and a pair of scissors was apparently left in her abdomen during a surgical procedure."
Thanks, paparazzi, for helping to monitor celebrities' health as well as helping CelebriGum get useable photos during the dark winter months.
12 days til I reveal the identity of the Mystery Gum Chewer during halftime of Super Bowl XLVI! That's two over-hyped events in one day!
12 days til I reveal the identity of the Mystery Gum Chewer during halftime of Super Bowl XLVI! That's two over-hyped events in one day!
Is Will Arnett working as a chauffeur now?
ReplyDeleteDoubtful. That guy was probably hired from one of the city's many Arnett Impersonator agencies.
DeleteI think Ms Banks is regenerating. Afterwards, did she look different and insist on being called The Doctor?
ReplyDeleteI had to Google this. Dr. Who, I see. Dr. Who is one of the many shameful gaps in my pop culture knowledge.
DeleteWhere'd that paparazzo get his/her flash, Bed, Bath and Beyond Necessary?
ReplyDeleteThanks to the flash, I can barely see the gum!
ReplyDeleteIt's a complicated situation out there in the winter, but overall, I think the giant flashes are a net positive.
ReplyDeleteThe gum uses a net?
DeleteFlash mob!
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