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Monday, April 23, 2012

Debra Messing


CelebriGum: right in the middle of global politics.

In recent months, embattled French President Nicolas Sarkozy has neglected his re-election campaign and his official duties in favor of jetting over to the U.S. and staring at "Smash" star Debra Messing.  There he is on the upper left.

So far it's just staring.  But understandably, Debra is a little rattled, and she's contacted the French Consulate about it.  Mr. Sarkozy's wife Carla Bruni is also concerned.  And the French voters are clearly losing patience. 


Mr. Sarkozy, if you intend to defeat your moderate Socialist rival Francois Hollande in the May 6th run-off election, you need to focus.  Go home, campaign, and run your country.  Quit lurking around our entertainers and being weird.

That's Radio Man's job.  And my job.
  

14 comments:

  1. I'm guessing this is what started the whole "freedom fries" thing.

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    1. Or it may have had something to do with the French President staring at our potatoes.

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  2. The Toast in the MachineApril 23, 2012 at 7:31 PM

    Stop Messing around, Sarkozy...

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    1. You may have a bright future writing headlines for the New York Post.

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  3. How did ClockRadio Man get past security?

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    1. Radio Man's wealthier brother is there? Where?

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    2. No, you're confused. It's Flavor Flav who wears the clock radio.

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    3. I was wrong. That's not ClockRadioMan, that's just John Ratzenberger's character from Cheers.

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  4. Fun Fact: If I'm ever on the run from the law I'll use old posts on this site to communicate with friends and loved ones. Don't tell anybody.

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