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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Keith Olbermann



Keith, I'm very sorry to have to tell you this.

Al Gore just called to inform me that you're being replaced in this CelebriGum entry.


Best wishes, Keith.  I'm sure you'll land on your feet at some other gum and celebrity photo site.

Programming note!  Watch Keith Olbermann Tuesday night on the Late Show!  No doubt he'll have a lot to say!


10 comments:

  1. KO arrives after another harrowing trip where he was forced to endure the offensive scent of a driver, who dared to speak to the great man. What this man has had to endure in order to share his genius and his wit with we mere peasants. The outrage! [Spitzer, obviously a great fan of CelebriGum, looks up directly at the camera, and flashes that winning smile that Al Gore hopes can lead to people discovering
    that Current actually exists as a TV network somewhere on their systems.]

    Jan B.

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    1. People have made jokes about Keith Olbermann having a big head, but the new guy seems to have him beat in that department.

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  2. David KazmierskiApril 1, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    I hope the gum get's it's own show on a network I've never heard of. If the gum becomes a celebrity will the celebrities have to take the gum's spot on the ledge?

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    1. According to the Constitution, the Speaker of the House takes the gum's spot on the ledge if the gum becomes a celebrity. Sorry, Boehner.

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    2. That'll give him something to cry about.

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  3. Looks like ol' Elliot Spitzer is having a bout of osteoporosis. Poor guy.

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    1. Osteoporosis because he seems small and hunched compared to his head? Yeah, that's what I should say it is whenever I do an unrealistic photo alteration.

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    2. Well, it is realistic - if he has osteoporosis.

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  4. Maybe the prostitutes,oh never mind. This is a PG page

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  5. I thought he was replaced by Ashton Kutcher?! The gum, I mean.

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