For those of you who didn't attend the CBS Upfront event on Wednesday, here's network president Les Moonves' presentation about one of this fall's most anticipated new shows:
"We're excited to announce "Lester & The Lump," a gripping new drama starring Ed Helms from "The Office" and the "Hangover" movies, and co-starring the well-known piece of gum from "CelebriGum."
"Ed plays Lester, an ordinary celebrity who, after hitting his head on a SUV liftgate and suffering a brain injury, is suddenly able to communicate telepathically with an old piece of gum on a window ledge."
"In each episode Lester, with the help of The Lump, has to… ah… solve crimes or something… we haven't quite worked out that part yet."
"But I can tell you that Lester will wear several different shirts in each episode, thanks to a product placement deal with JCPenney's men's department. Or it may be Banana Republic. Again, we're still hashing out the details."
""Lester & The Lump": coming to CBS this fall, Wednesdays at 9! Or possibly Saturdays at 8, or another day. We'll have it all figured out by September, I promise. Just check your local listings. Jesus, I need a drink."
Do I have to be a member of my local 6 union in order to check those listings?ReplyDelete
I believe local 6 is a candy makers union, and I consider gum a candy, so this is a pretty funny joke. If it requires searching, and guessing. That's my kind of joke!
It's almost time to tune into Weekend Late Show!
I think David needs a drink, too.Delete
Or maybe he un-needs a drink.Delete
No more un-drinks please. I owe my local un-bar twelve hundred un-dollars already. It's totally believable, isn't that un-remarkable?Delete
You mean he needs to "un-drink?" Or maybe he should switch to 7-Up, the "un-cola."Delete
I'm using a lot of "unnecessary parentheses" today.
Now I have the theme song from "Chico and the Man" stuck in my head, only the words "Chico" and "Man" have been replaced with "Lester" and "Lump."ReplyDelete
Chicle and the Man, perhaps? It's so close to being satisfyingly meaningful!Delete
So close, yet so far.Delete
Lester, don't be discouraged,Delete
The Lump he ain't so hard to understand.
Lester, if you try now,
I know that you can lend a helping hand.
Because there's good in everyone
And a new day has begun
You can see the morning sun if you try.
And I know, things will be better
Oh yes they will for Lester and the Lump
Yes they will for Lester and the Lump.
I see further problems with this show getting off the ground.Delete
Karl, don't be discouraged!Delete
Again with this old television idea? :(ReplyDelete
I liked this premise better when it was called "Me and the Chimp"...or even "Cagney and Lacey."
tim duncan jersey
north face outlet
peter konz jersey,paul worrilow jersey,prince shembo jersey
indianapolis colts jerseys
coach outlet store
toms shoes outlet online
christian louboutin outlet
christian louboutin sale
christian louboutin shoes
tory burch outlet
tory burch shoes
tory burch outlet online
Coach Outlet Online Coach Purses Kate Spade Outlet Toms Shoes North Face Outlet Coach Outlet North Face Jackets Oakley Sunglasses Toms Outlet North Face Outlet Nike Outlet Nike Hoodies Tory Burch Flats Marc Jacobs Handbags Jimmy Choo Shoes Jimmy ChoosReplyDelete
Burberry Belt Tory Burch Boots Louis Vuitton Belt Ferragamo Belt Marc Jacobs Handbags Lululemon Outlet Christian Louboutin Shoes True Religion Outlet Tommy Hilfiger Outlet
Michael Kors Outlet Coach Outlet Red Bottoms Kevin Durant Shoes New Balance Outlet Adidas Outlet Coach Outlet Online Stephen Curry Jersey