Facebook just acquired a new photo app called InstaGum, and now all those people on the street can easily do this:
Facebook's been on a roll lately, so I'm sure the $1 billion they spent on InstaGum will turn out to be a wise investment.
Every afternoon I stand by a second floor window in the Ed Sullivan Theater and take mediocre photos of guests as they enter and leave the Late Show with David Letterman. In the foreground of each shot is a wad of old gum I noticed on the window ledge. There may be better paparazzi photos on the internet, but this is the only place you'll find the juxtaposition of celebrities and hardened gum. Enjoy!
Overpaying for InstaGram was almost an act of charity for the 13 or so folks who worked there. Perhaps you could interest young Zuckerberg in your CelebriGum site or other properties and let him spread some more of that wealth around?
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13 employees? I've got some hiring to do before I'm big enough to get noticed by Facebook. First, I've got to figure out what the other 12 people would do.
ReplyDeleteOne to hold the camera, and twelve to turn the icon-inlaid, T'ang Dynasty camel mounting stool?
Delete(There's a nap for that: Zzzzzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzzzz...)
Milestone! First T'ang Dynasty reference in CelebriGum. Bravo!
DeleteIf you need 12 people to do one simple task I say you should start looking in Polish Town. I'm sorry, I don't think that's a place.
DeleteIsn't T'ang what the astronauts drank?
DeleteClose. It's what the astron'auts dr'ank.
DeleteMy mist'ake.
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