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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Three Celebrities, Four Z's


 From "Parks and Recreation," Aubrey Plaza!


 From MSNBC's "Morning Joe," Mika Brzezinski!

One z left…

Renee Zellweger?  Catherine Zeta-Jones?  Zac Efron?  Zooey Deschanel?  Charlize Theron?  Liza Minnelli?  Aziz Ansari?  

Can't be Aziz Ansari.  That would make three people, five z's.  Similarly disqualified are Zsa Zsa Gabor, motivational speaker Zig Ziglar, and former Iraqi Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz.

Ladies and gentlemen…


Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer!

Governor Schweitzer is a farmer and rancher who'd never held elected office prior to becoming Montana's first Democratic Governor in 20 years. 

Welcome to ZelebriGum, Governor!

Tariq Aziz: call me.


15 comments:

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    1. He may not mean much to you, but the teens are crazy about Governor Schweitzer.

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    2. You mean Governor Schweitzzzzzzzzzzzer.

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  2. David KazmierskiMay 31, 2012 at 8:52 PM

    I have an odd feeling that one day soon (within the year) you'll come to the window to see that the gum has been chipped off. Just an outline where it once sat. I feel this day coming, but I hope it never happens.

    When it does, it surely will be a sad day.

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    1. Sounds like a terrorist threat to me!

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    2. I would prefer it to be natural causes, but whatever happens, I'm fine with.

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    3. It's that kind of talk that'll get you in trouble with the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security again.

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    4. The Toast in the MachineJune 2, 2012 at 6:46 PM

      Pork!

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  3. This was a perfect opportunity to use Michael Weatherly...who plays Tony DiNozzo on NCIS.

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    1. No, I'm saving him for my "Actors Named Michael Weatherly" entry.

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  4. The Toast in the MachineJune 2, 2012 at 6:31 PM

    Don't rest until you've covered the entire seven Z's!!!

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    1. My father sailed the seven Z's. He was a pirate who slept a lot.

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