"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Kelly Ripa


Some men see things as they are and say, "Why?"




I dream things that never were and say, "Why not?"



Look for "50 Shades of Grey Plus Some Orange and Pink," my erotic novel about photographing celebrities and old gum, in bookstores this fall!

9 comments:

  1. I'm too embarrassed to go in the erotic sections of bookstores. Can I order it on-line?

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    1. Even better, Karl, I'll drop by your house and read it to you.

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    2. The house call readings sound a little creepy, but anyway, CelebriGum now rated "R," for mature audiences only? Well, summer's coming, time to spice things up and draw a whole new, even larger, crowd. Best of luck using a bit bluer material.

      Jan B.

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    3. Not working blue. Just pink, orange, & grey. Lots of grey.

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  2. I see what you did there. Or, maybe I need new glasses.

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    1. Or new rods and cones in your retinas. EyeCrafters usually has good turnaround time.

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    2. I'm pretty sure the cones are what caused my problem in the first place.

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  3. David KazmierskiMay 19, 2012 at 5:14 PM

    How do you choose the photos format. I don't like the landscape photos, that is unless you find humor in making people turn their heads at odd angles... if that's your game, I love it.

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  4. The Toast in the MachineMay 26, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    Is that a pink cone near your manhole, or are you just glad to see me?

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