Some men see things as they are and say, "Why?"
I dream things that never were and say, "Why not?"
Look for "50 Shades of Grey Plus Some Orange and Pink," my erotic novel about photographing celebrities and old gum, in bookstores this fall!
Every afternoon I stand by a second floor window in the Ed Sullivan Theater and take mediocre photos of guests as they enter and leave the Late Show with David Letterman. In the foreground of each shot is a wad of old gum I noticed on the window ledge. There may be better paparazzi photos on the internet, but this is the only place you'll find the juxtaposition of celebrities and hardened gum. Enjoy!
I'm too embarrassed to go in the erotic sections of bookstores. Can I order it on-line?ReplyDelete
Even better, Karl, I'll drop by your house and read it to you.Delete
The house call readings sound a little creepy, but anyway, CelebriGum now rated "R," for mature audiences only? Well, summer's coming, time to spice things up and draw a whole new, even larger, crowd. Best of luck using a bit bluer material.Delete
Not working blue. Just pink, orange, & grey. Lots of grey.Delete
I see what you did there. Or, maybe I need new glasses.ReplyDelete
Or new rods and cones in your retinas. EyeCrafters usually has good turnaround time.Delete
I'm pretty sure the cones are what caused my problem in the first place.Delete
How do you choose the photos format. I don't like the landscape photos, that is unless you find humor in making people turn their heads at odd angles... if that's your game, I love it.ReplyDelete
Is that a pink cone near your manhole, or are you just glad to see me?ReplyDelete
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