Sunday, December 2, 2012
On Saturday, Syria's newly-formed opposition coalition said they might allow an international peacekeeping force into Syria if:
1. President Bashar Assad and his allies leave power, and
2. CelebriGum posts photos of the Syrian rebels' favorite American star, Dennis
In the interests of peace, CelebriGum is glad to immediately fulfill condition 2.
I'm also working on condition 1. Very hush-hush. Give me a couple more weeks.