On Saturday, Syria's newly-formed opposition coalition said they might allow an international peacekeeping force into Syria if:
1. President Bashar Assad and his allies leave power, and
2. CelebriGum posts photos of the Syrian rebels' favorite American star, Dennis
In the interests of peace, CelebriGum is glad to immediately fulfill condition 2.
I'm also working on condition 1. Very hush-hush. Give me a couple more weeks.
"That gummint is best which gums least."Delete
I think I heard that announced on Syria'sXM Radio...Delete
If you send them the gum to chew that would probably kill them on the spot. I think there's some law about assassinations though. You might want to call downstairs to legal.ReplyDelete
Sounds like one of the CIA plots to kill Castro.Delete
Won't work in this case anyway--nothing short of a bunkerbuster is gonna get the gum off the ledge.
Damn, the lawyers HAVE taken over CelbriGum...Delete