"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Dennis Quaid


On Saturday, Syria's newly-formed opposition coalition said they might allow an international peacekeeping force into Syria if:

1. President Bashar Assad and his allies leave power, and 

2. CelebriGum posts photos of the Syrian rebels' favorite American star, Dennis 
    Quaid.

In the interests of peace, CelebriGum is glad to immediately fulfill condition 2.




I'm also working on condition 1.  Very hush-hush.  Give me a couple more weeks.


6 comments:

  1. The Toast in the MachineDecember 2, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    Gummint work...

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    1. "That gummint is best which gums least."

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    2. The Toast in the MachineDecember 4, 2012 at 12:45 AM

      I think I heard that announced on Syria'sXM Radio...

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  2. If you send them the gum to chew that would probably kill them on the spot. I think there's some law about assassinations though. You might want to call downstairs to legal.

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    1. Sounds like one of the CIA plots to kill Castro.

      Won't work in this case anyway--nothing short of a bunkerbuster is gonna get the gum off the ledge.

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    2. The Toast in the MachineDecember 4, 2012 at 12:43 AM

      Damn, the lawyers HAVE taken over CelbriGum...

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