Since these cyclists aren't celebrities, their suffering is of no consequence. However, treating their injuries is a drag on our overburdened healthcare system.
Lesson: cyclists should dismount and walk their bikes while staring at celebrities.
BONUS PHOTO
Here's your second-to-last installment of the Anne Hathaway Year-End Bonus Photo Event.
Each year, dozens of construction workers are injured when, distracted by nearby celebrities, they walk into orange barrels.
Lesson: shit happens. Also, pedestrians should dismount from their legs while staring at celebrities.
Each year, a handful of CelebriGum fans are injured by a bonus lasting more than 4 hours.
ReplyDeleteLesson: Seek immediate medical attention for a bonus lasting more than 4 hours. Also, I shouldn't be allowed to comment on CelebriGum anymore.
True,you should not be allowed to comment anymore. Lesson: Leave comments to Steve. He is a virtual suppository of Celebrigum commentation. He's the chicle fo' shicle.
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Delete2012 was going so well at CelebriGum... and now this!
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