Each year, several thousand cyclists are seriously injured when, distracted by nearby celebrities, they look away from the road and crash into parked vehicles.
Since these cyclists aren't celebrities, their suffering is of no consequence. However, treating their injuries is a drag on our overburdened healthcare system.
Lesson: cyclists should dismount and walk their bikes while staring at celebrities.
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