"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Tom Cruise


Ah, crap -- didn't prepare any post-12/21 entries because I assumed the world was ending.  Okay, I'll just quickly come up with something here... 

Tom Cruise, something about gum and Tom Cruise... uh, "Gumission Impossible"… meh… "Top Gum"… I guess…


"Sooty Little Gray Rock of Ages"… pathetic, I know.  But it's not my fault.  I was told Friday was Doomsday.  Clearly, Mayan incompetence is to blame.



Meanwhile, as explained in the December 15th entry, here's your Anne Hathaway 

BONUS PHOTO




Nice.  But be warned, Mayans: my own Long Count calendar isn't going to forget this apocalypse screw-up.  If the Late Show ever books one of your gods, such as Kukulkan, the winged serpent deity, or Zipacna, demonic personification of the earth's crust, you can forget about me taking any gum pictures of them. 


10 comments:

  1. I would say the apocalypse got gummed up.

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  2. The Toast in the MachineDecember 24, 2012 at 2:27 PM

    Zipacna's second album sucked.

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    1. Listening to it again recently, I now think it was underrated and misunderstood. The power ballad "Earth's Crust Evil Woman" rocks, and the bouncy, upbeat "Rumble With The Aztecs Tonight" is a lot of fun.

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    2. The Toast in the MachineDecember 26, 2012 at 8:51 PM

      I just went back and listened to it again...after not having heard it in over 30 years. I have to agree with your sentiments. I now realize that my original critique merely reflected the brash opinion of a disaffected youth. (Granted, my new critique probably reflects the brazen opinion of a disaffected geriatric.)

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  3. If Late Show ever books Kukulkan Kardashian, be sure to ask for an X-ray of her ass.

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  4. What, no Christmas Celebrigum today? Was the graphics staff too lazy to photoshop a Santa cap onto the gum? Whatevs. Happy holidays to all in Celebrigum land.

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    1. Coming late afternoon, Karl. You've been a good boy this year, and CelebriClaus wouldn't let you down.

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