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Saturday, February 23, 2013

Oscar Winners


Ladies and gentlemen, winner of Best Actress Oscars for "Norma Rae" and "Places in the Heart," Sally Field! 



Are you kidding me?  


Whoever booked a Cadillac for Sally, rather than a Lincoln, should be fired.


Ladies and gentlemen, winner of a Best Actress Oscar for "As Good as It Gets," Helen Hunt!


Are you kidding me?

Whoever took such a miserable photograph should be fired.

LATE ADDITION BONUS FROM THE CELEBRIGUM ARCHIVES:

Ladies and gentlemen, winner of a Best Actor Oscar for "The Last King of Scotland," Forest Whitaker!



Good luck to all the nominees and their vehicles on Sunday night!

4 comments:

  1. Is Helen Hunt opening the door by herself? Where is Hospitality?

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    1. Hey, celebrities are just regular folks like you and me. Well, you.

      It sounds clever, but I don't actually know what that means or who, if anyone, should be offended.

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    2. Hey I've written a screenplay that's sure-fire to make me a celebrity. Would you mind reading it?

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