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Saturday, February 23, 2013

Oscar Winners

Ladies and gentlemen, winner of Best Actress Oscars for "Norma Rae" and "Places in the Heart," Sally Field! 

Are you kidding me?  

Whoever booked a Cadillac for Sally, rather than a Lincoln, should be fired.

Ladies and gentlemen, winner of a Best Actress Oscar for "As Good as It Gets," Helen Hunt!

Are you kidding me?

Whoever took such a miserable photograph should be fired.


Ladies and gentlemen, winner of a Best Actor Oscar for "The Last King of Scotland," Forest Whitaker!

Good luck to all the nominees and their vehicles on Sunday night!


  1. Is Helen Hunt opening the door by herself? Where is Hospitality?

    1. Hey, celebrities are just regular folks like you and me. Well, you.

      It sounds clever, but I don't actually know what that means or who, if anyone, should be offended.

    2. Hey I've written a screenplay that's sure-fire to make me a celebrity. Would you mind reading it?

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