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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The CelebriGum Sports Illustrated Paparazzi Flash Edition


Each year Sports Illustrated and CelebriGum assemble some of the most beautiful women in the world and fly them to the most exotic, cold, drizzly blocks of midtown Manhattan to be photographed being photographed.  The women are blasted with high power paparazzi flashes, dazzling and often temporarily blinding them, while CelebriGum documents the proceedings with the gum in the foreground.  The dramatic photos are collected in the hotly anticipated CelebriGum Sports Illustrated Paparazzi Flash Edition.






  



   





Both CelebriGum and Sports Illustrated recognize that by restricting the photo essay to gorgeous women, we're leaving out half the potential audience.  Therefore, in order to broaden the Edition's appeal, this year we're pleased to include one of the world's most gorgeous men, Bill O'Reilly, who happened to be on the same show.

You're welcome, ladies.


Hey, have you entered the FanGum Photo Contest yet?  Details are here.


4 comments:

  1. "Beefcake?" Perhaps, but he's no Keith Olbermann.

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    1. Or maybe, with the counterfeit meat scandal, it's horsecake.

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  2. The gum is doing a great job at appearing aloof.

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    1. Ah yes, appearing. You're one of the few to see through its pretense and perceive the intense, if asexual, longing.

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