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Friday, April 15, 2011

Adam Sandler

Who's the bigger star, Adam Sandler or the gum?  Let's compare:

Adam Sandler: Movies have grossed almost $2 billion worldwide; earned acclaim during five years on "SNL"; has won several People's Choice, Teen Choice, and MTV Movie Awards

The Gum: CelebriGum website has only grossed $650 million; has hosted "SNL" just once to lukewarm reviews; nominated for a 2010 Golden Globe Award but lost, second runner-up for 2010 Nobel Peace Prize

Okay, Adam, you win -- for now. But watch out: the gum is young and hungry.


  1. The Toast in the MachineApril 15, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Not only is The Gum young and hungry, it possesses a little quality that's necessary for success known as "sticktoitiveness."

    Watch you back, Happy Gilmore (as well as the bottoms of your shoes)...

  2. And the gum has 241 fans. I think Sandler's only in the low 300's.

  3. The Toast in the MachineApril 16, 2011 at 1:10 AM

    Yeah, the low 300's (the same as his cholesterol level).