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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Katie Couric

Katie may have picked the right time to leave.  The relentless budget cuts have devastated CBS's once-proud News division.

This is the only cameraman CBS News has left.


  1. Maybe CBS could have a Who Wants To Be the Next News Anchor competition. Regis and Katie will be available to be judges and they could get Glenn Beck to be the nasty judge.

    Do you think Katie left cause CBS cut the Botox budget....meow mewow

  2. BTW there is a very funny video on Funny or Die that Katie did.

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  5. I heard that Katie's briefcase holds the codes to reanimate Dan Rathers face.

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