"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Norah Jones

Are you an A-list musical celebrity wondering whether or not to appear on the Late Show?  Consider this:

Top musical stars who agree to perform on the Late Show are eligible for a free pizza!  (Terms and restrictions apply.  Toppings extra.  Must be consumed off-premises. Price of pizza deducted from appearance fee.  Little plastic white table-shaped thing to prevent pizza from sticking to inside top of box not included.)

Call the Late Show talent booking department today and mention the promotional code "CelebriGum"! 


  1. Is Nora getting a smooch or is she being mugged?

  2. The Toast in the MachineApril 22, 2011 at 6:47 AM

    Those two concepts are not necessarily mutually exclusive, Anonymous. Allow me to present my ex-wife as "Exhibit A"...

  3. I'm sure Norah was just greeting a friend. Our stats show that fewer than 4% of Late Show guests are robbed outside the theater.

  4. Those little white plastic table-shaped things you so crassly refer to are called pizza de-gumifiers. I mean, come on, if any website should know that term, this one should.

  5. The Toast in the MachineApril 24, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    That's probably another reason why they aren't included, Karl. When Regis appears on the show and sings, he has to be able to gum his complimentary pizza without hindrance...

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