"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Norah Jones

Are you an A-list musical celebrity wondering whether or not to appear on the Late Show?  Consider this:

Top musical stars who agree to perform on the Late Show are eligible for a free pizza!  (Terms and restrictions apply.  Toppings extra.  Must be consumed off-premises. Price of pizza deducted from appearance fee.  Little plastic white table-shaped thing to prevent pizza from sticking to inside top of box not included.)

Call the Late Show talent booking department today and mention the promotional code "CelebriGum"! 

18 comments:

  1. Is Nora getting a smooch or is she being mugged?

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  2. The Toast in the MachineApril 22, 2011 at 6:47 AM

    Those two concepts are not necessarily mutually exclusive, Anonymous. Allow me to present my ex-wife as "Exhibit A"...

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  3. I'm sure Norah was just greeting a friend. Our stats show that fewer than 4% of Late Show guests are robbed outside the theater.

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  4. Those little white plastic table-shaped things you so crassly refer to are called pizza de-gumifiers. I mean, come on, if any website should know that term, this one should.

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  5. The Toast in the MachineApril 24, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    That's probably another reason why they aren't included, Karl. When Regis appears on the show and sings, he has to be able to gum his complimentary pizza without hindrance...

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