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Sunday, April 3, 2011

Vanessa Hudgens

Temporarily blinded by the paparazzi flash…

…Miss Hudgens blundered past the stage door, continued east at a brisk pace, and was eventually found hours later staggering through a light industrial neighborhood of Queens, exhausted and terrified.  

Vanessa's sight has returned and she's resumed her very successful career.  She's one of the lucky ones.  Each year, dozens of celebrities wander off after being dazzled by high-powered camera flashes, and many are never seen again.

April is Lost Celebrity Awareness Month.  CelebriGum supports the proposal to microchip our precious celebrities so their whereabouts can be monitored at all times. 


  1. The Toast in the MachineApril 3, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    That's just what we need. More celebrities with chips on their shoulders...
    (I was gonna go with a "Dim-teen Gum" comment, but then I realized she's 22 years old...and that "Dim-teen Gum" is a pretty silly stretch.)

  2. Presenting a joke by way of saying you won't do it because it's too lame... a very useful technique. I did it recently with Gumsfeld.

  3. The Toast in the MachineApril 5, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    Unfortunately, that technique and I are very old friends. :(

  4. If this site is postmodern, shouldn't it be in the future?

  5. The Toast in the MachineApril 5, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Welcome to the future, Bob!
    We're glad you made it. ;)

  6. TooMuchTammyForYouApril 5, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    In a futuristic world, does the gum come pre-chewed?

  7. TooMuchTammyForYouApril 5, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    If only CelebriGum could spit...

  8. The Toast in the MachineApril 5, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Hi, Tammy!
    Isn't CelebriGum awesome?

  9. TooMuchTammyForYouApril 5, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Hi Toasterman! It's the MOST awesome...thanks for turning me on to this awesomeness!

  10. The Toast in the MachineApril 5, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Thank Steve and The Gum, Tamster. I'm just tryin' to spread the word. Thanks for hanging out with us on the ledge! :)