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Monday, April 11, 2011

Willie Nelson

You may notice that the gum seems unusually giddy.  That's because when Willie opened the door to exit his tour bus, twenty yards downwind the gum got a contact high.

I, however, held my breath until the cloud passed.  I need to be at my sharpest to produce photographic masterpieces such as these.


  1. TooMuchTammyForYouApril 11, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    Way to go, CelebriGum!

  2. The Toast in the MachineApril 11, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Can Gum get the munchies?

  3. Willie for president

  4. "To all the gum I've chewed before,
    "Gum into which my teeth would bore.
    I'm glad the flavor lasted so long,
    Twas almost better than smoking my bong,
    To all the gum I've chewed before...."

  5. Nice, Karl. I hope we can eventually get Julio Iglesias for the duet.

  6. The Toast in the MachineApril 12, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Ha ha... Bravo, Karl! :)

  7. Why thank you, with my apologies to Messrs Nelson and Iglesias. Jeez what an unlikely duo that was.

  8. The Toast in the MachineApril 13, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    Have you been killed on the job but are still being harassed by the IRS? Call the law offices of Nelson & Iglesias...