Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Ricky Gervais, and a Moment of Sheer Terror
"That's a pretty good one," you say to yourself. "We see Ricky's face, he's making an interesting gesture…wait…OH MY GOD!"
Something is terribly wrong. What at first glance looks like a perfectly respectable CelebriGum photo has…no gum.
Did it fall off the ledge? Was it kidnapped by a crazed fan? Is this the end of CelebriGum?
"Should I cancel my broadband and bring my computer to one of those eco-friendly tech recycling centers?" you're now wondering, as your vision becomes blurred with tears.
Calm down, my friend. I happened to be at a different window when Ricky arrived. I was back in position when he left.
Sorry to have scared you, but I think it can be healthy to occasionally face our darkest fears, and contemplate the fragility of existence.
Though I was thinking I might stick a wad of gum on the other ledge, as a backup. That's how you know your business model is working: franchises.