"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Donald Trump



A dramatic arrival by this larger-than-life character!  The bold red tie, the elegant limo, the commanding presence: a classic photo!


Thumbs-up to the crowd!  A shrewd move by a man who knows how to cultivate popular opinion!


There he goes!  Fabulous!  A CelebriGum winner for sure!

(Full disclosure: CelebriGum, like the Miss USA pageant, is now owned by Donald Trump.)

(Additional disclosure: I didn't want to sell out to Trump, but I was in a bind.  I've learned a hard lesson this month: don't stash CelebriGum's cash reserves in the Bank of Cyprus.)


10 comments:

  1. Oh, great! He'll probably rename the place "One CelebriTrump Plaza".

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    1. And he'll force Kate Upton to go with him to the North American Gum Website Spring Gala instead of me...

      CelebriTrump. That is a powerfully twisted coinage.

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    2. Uh, thanks. I think.

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  2. On behalf of Celebritrump, Celebritrump.com, Swooshtop-hairpieces, their affiliates and assigneds, we demand you cease this negative portrayal of the Trump organization, or face the severest libel and slander penalties.

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    1. Negative? Where? I love my new corporate master!

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  3. Dang, there's much I could say, but one of Trump's lackeys might trace my IP or something and send goons, probably gold robots of some kind, to kick my arse.

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