"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Kate Upton

A cute news story getting a lot of play recently is a Los Angeles teen asking Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model Kate Upton to his prom via a YouTube video.  Kate has tentatively said yes, if her schedule allows.

Inspired by this young man's boldness, I decided to speak up when Kate came to the Late Show.

"Kate!  Up here!  It's Steve Young, from CelebriGum!  Will you go to the North American Gum Website Spring Gala with me?"

"It'll be fun, Kate!  I'll introduce you to people from Wrigley's and Dentyne!  There's free sandwiches and soda -- and gum!  All the gum you want!  Kate?"

"You could just drop in for like twenty minutes!  I bet they'll put you on the cover of Gum Illustrated!  Please, Kate!  We don't even have to dance!  Kate!"


Guess I'll just take Sofia Vergara again.