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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

The CelebriGum Conclave's Choice: Ricky Gervais


Yes!  White smoke!

The conclave of CelebriGum Cardinals (also known as CelebriGum fans on Facebook) selected Ricky Gervais as the new CelebriGum star.



Ricky, who has selected the name Wrigley Dentyne IX, is humbled by the honor, mindful of the burden, but excited by the opportunity.

During his two day reign, Ricky hopes to restore discipline to a CelebriGum organization widely seen as corrupt and inefficient (hey! I'm right here!), improve outreach to younger generations, energize CelebriGum efforts in the developing world, and work to improve ties with other gum-related websites.  

It's a staggeringly complex task.  Good luck, Ricky!


12 comments:

  1. Was Wrigley Dentyne IX ever a Hitler youth?

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    1. I don't background check 'em, I just photograph 'em.

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  2. He wasn't my first choice, but I will support him in all gum-related matters, as is my duty as a member of the conclave.

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    1. You're storing up minty-fresh treasure in heaven.

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  3. I wonder what his views are on inter-species marriage.

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  4. I think I just broke my conclavicle.

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    1. Comedy Computer says: "Take-two-communion-wafers-and-call-me-in-the-morning"

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    2. Komedy Komputer says: "Take two Kardashians and drown them in the Hudson"

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