"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Gerard Butler

There he is: Gerard Butler.  Star of movies, television, and theater.

And, I'm sorry to say, criminal genius.

Yes, criminal genius.  Look closely and try to figure out how his scam works.

It's actually quite simple and elegant.  While Gerard draws everyone's attention with his commanding presence and good looks…

… his confederate steals valuables from the luggage compartments of nearby buses.

It's over, Butler.  You and your buddy are going away for a long time.

Another bus luggage crime mystery solved -- by CelebriGum!