It's Vince Vaughn, one of the writers and stars of "The Internship"! Speaking of which, this is a great time to mention that CelebriGum is currently accepting applications for fall semester unpaid college internships.
CelebriGum internship applicants should:
--be majoring in a gum-related field, preferably with a minor in mediocre photography or pointless media studies;
--think outside of the box, be self-starting team players, generate data-driven paradigm shifts, create viral synergies, and have a strong grasp of other business world cliches;
--know WrigleyPoint, Microsoft Chew, iWad, and other gum-related programs and technologies;
--run screaming in the other direction.
Hope to see you in the fall, kids!