"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Monday, June 17, 2013

Vince Vaughn



It's Vince Vaughn, one of the writers and stars of "The Internship"!  Speaking of which, this is a great time to mention that CelebriGum is currently accepting applications for fall semester unpaid college internships. 

CelebriGum internship applicants should:

--be majoring in a gum-related field, preferably with a minor in mediocre photography or pointless media studies;

--think outside of the box, be self-starting team players, generate data-driven paradigm shifts, create viral synergies, and have a strong grasp of other business world cliches;

--know WrigleyPoint, Microsoft Chew, iWad, and other gum-related programs and technologies;

--run screaming in the other direction.

Hope to see you in the fall, kids!


7 comments:

  1. Can't top any of that, it's just too cute!

    Jan B.

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    1. Trying to out-cute me is a recipe for disaster.

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  2. Santiago R. From EcuadorJune 17, 2013 at 11:52 PM

    I never comment here cause I just leave it for the more witty and smart fans and you, but damn if you didn't outdo yourself when you wrote applicants need to know "Microsoft Chew". I laughed for a good three solid minutes. So I just had to say something this time.

    Thanks for the great pics and the great new ways you always find for making each entry unique and fun. You sir, have a great imagination and sense of humor. I guess it's only fitting you're a comedy writer, and a good one at that. LoL.

    Keep up the great work. Will keep reading/watching if you keep posting!

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    1. Santiago R. from EcuadorJune 17, 2013 at 11:54 PM

      The LoL after "good one at that", is me laughing at my stupidity for pointing out the obvious. Not sarcasm!

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    2. Wow, thanks. That's by far the nicest thing anyone from Ecuador has ever said to me.

      Guess the significant drop-off in quality I was planning will have to be postponed for a while.

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  3. If I'm accepted as an intern do I get to touch Joe's cupcakes?

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    1. Oh, you cross-referencing madman you.

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