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Saturday, August 4, 2012

Johnson & Johnson (& Johnson)


"As President Andrew Johnson once said: you can never have too many Johnsons."  
--President Lyndon Johnson, 1968, as he awarded the Presidential Medal of Johnson Freedom to Arte Johnson and Don Johnson 

In that spirit, here are some Johnsons with gum.

Mr. 2012 Olympics, the Mayor of London, Boris Johnson


Detroit Lions wide receiver and "Madden '13" cover athlete Calvin Johnson


Bonus Johnson!  Magic Johnson, former basketball legend and current High Excellency of the Secret Worldwide Order of Johnsons.

Oops, I was not supposed to reveal that.  If I meet a mysterious "accidental" death, please look closely at the alibis of actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Olympic gold medal winning gymnast Shawn Johnson.


p.s.: Today, August 4th, is a special day for celebrigum.com.


As a Leo, CelebriGum is ambitious, creative, enthusiastic, dignified, a natural leader, and has a flair for the dramatic.  Unfortunately, CelebriGum can also be autocratic and overbearing.


9 comments:

  1. The Toast in the MachineAugust 4, 2012 at 8:51 PM

    A secret society of Johnsons?! I think Morgan Freeman may be an honorary "member" of this "shadowy Johnson" organization...

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    1. Morgan would never join any secret society that would have him as a shadowy member.

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    2. The Toast in the MachineAugust 4, 2012 at 11:43 PM

      They Hold their meetings at the Howard Johnson...

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  2. Happy second Gumday.

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    1. Thank you! 1/50th of the way to 100 fabulous years!

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    1. Celebri- really is one of the most versatile prefixes of the 21st century.

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    2. Yes, it's the "red dress" of the English language.

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