Sunday, August 12, 2012
Lots of Scotts
I've promised you "lots" of Scotts. I know I can provide at least two. Maybe three, if we're lucky.
From ESPN, Scott Van Pelt!
So far we've got a first name Scott and a last name Scott. What would really put this Gimmick Month entry over the top would be a middle name Scott.
Let me fire up the CelebriGum Reality Changer, a gadget of my own invention which, in theory, temporarily rearranges time and space to snap a gum photo of a hard-to-get celebrity… I'm typing in a name… the fabric of the universe is being rewoven… here comes the photo…
Ladies and gentlemen, the late author F. Scott Fitzgerald!
Crap. So close.