"We're not in that picture. That was a different day."
"Oh. By the way, in the Brian Williams photos with the couple, am I the guy or the girl?"
"I don't know. It's never been established which of us is saying which lines."
"At this stage of my life I didn't really expect to be confused about my gender."
"Me neither. But that's the way things go during Gimmick Month at CelebriGum."