"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Monday, August 6, 2012

Two Williamses, and a non-Williams

Presenting the first CelebriGum father/daughter combo!

 From HBO's Emmy-nominated "Girls," Allison Williams.

 Allison's father, Brian Williams.

"Hey, isn't that the funny guy from "30 Rock" and all those late night shows?"

"Yeah.  He also does the CBS Evening News."

"No, he's on NBC.  You're thinking of Scott Pelley."


"You know, this guy."

"Oh, right.  But where are we in that picture?"

"We're not in that picture.  That was a different day."

"Oh.  By the way, in the Brian Williams photos with the couple, am I the guy or the girl?"

"I don't know.  It's never been established which of us is saying which lines."

"At this stage of my life I didn't really expect to be confused about my gender."

"Me neither.  But that's the way things go during Gimmick Month at CelebriGum."


  1. David (I come up with bad ideas) KazmierskiAugust 6, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    If I ever write a Play, this is how I will write it. The actors will just have to guess who's talking. Actors love doing stuff like that.

    1. Very avant garde. The actors may also have to guess if there's anyone in the audience listening.

    2. If I was an actor, I'd like for my stage name to be Avant Garde.

    3. Why wait to become an actor? Put the paperwork in motion today!

    4. Just learned that name is taken, along with Metta World Peace.

    5. The Toast in the MachineAugust 7, 2012 at 10:30 PM

      I have an avant garde dog. He's also a nihilist, so I'm pretty much on my own...

  2. I've read that Brian Williams is considered a public menace on the streets of New York - known for his violent, unpredictable behavior. Not to mention eating out of dumpsters.