Presenting the first CelebriGum father/daughter combo!
From HBO's Emmy-nominated "Girls," Allison Williams.
Allison's father, Brian Williams.
"Hey, isn't that the funny guy from "30 Rock" and all those late night shows?"
"Yeah. He also does the CBS Evening News."
"No, he's on NBC. You're thinking of Scott Pelley."
"Who?"
"You know, this guy."
"Who?"
"You know, this guy."
"Oh, right. But where are we in that picture?"
"We're not in that picture. That was a different day."
"Oh. By the way, in the Brian Williams photos with the couple, am I the guy or the girl?"
"I don't know. It's never been established which of us is saying which lines."
"At this stage of my life I didn't really expect to be confused about my gender."
"Me neither. But that's the way things go during Gimmick Month at CelebriGum."
"We're not in that picture. That was a different day."
"Oh. By the way, in the Brian Williams photos with the couple, am I the guy or the girl?"
"I don't know. It's never been established which of us is saying which lines."
"At this stage of my life I didn't really expect to be confused about my gender."
"Me neither. But that's the way things go during Gimmick Month at CelebriGum."
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