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Friday, August 24, 2012


It's a Gimmick Month showdown between two stylish pink-wearing ladies!

Kathy Griffin dazzles in her bright pink dress.  But does she have enough pink power to knock off the reigning queen of CelebriGum pinkness, Kelly Ripa?

It's certainly very close.  Both follow through with matching shoes.  The shades of pink aren't the same, but they're both vibrant, and…

Hold on, I'm being told there's a late entrant.

Oh right.  As I recall, that was during Fashion Week.

Sorry, ladies, I have to give it to the gum.  The striking contrast between the pink and the soot really puts it over the top.


  1. Pink-Off has me wondering something. Is the gum a boy or a girl? I've always imagined if the gum had a sex it would be male, because I can't imagine a woman being that disgusting, but with the pink covering I wonder.

    I say ladies should really wear more soot.

    1. I believe the gum, like our Creator, has both male and female characteristics. However, I do not believe that our Creator is dusted with soot particles. Theologians?

    2. The Toast in the MachineAugust 25, 2012 at 10:57 PM

      I don't know. But I can't imagine a burning bush without a little soot involved...

  2. Fidding with hue and saturation again, I see.

  3. The Toast in the MachineAugust 25, 2012 at 10:55 PM

    Those matching shoes can't match the chews...well done!