"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Jim Gaffigan and the CelebriGum Comedy Challenge

Comedian and actor Jim Gaffigan… looking very snappy in his suit and red shoes…

 Wait, what's he doing?

He's showing off his new book to the paparazzi!

Help us, paparazzi!  Let us see his book!

Ah yes, it's "Dad Is Fat," available in bookstores now!

 Now what's he doing?

He's holding up another book!

Here's where the comedy challenge comes in!  Send me your hilarious idea for a clever title.  I'll pick my favorite, put it into the picture using my photo software, and add it to this entry tomorrow night, Monday, May 13th!  Email to celebrigum@gmail.com.

Get funnying, gumheads!


Submitted by Dan Page.  Congratulations, Dan!

Lots of other good ones, including many on the biting/eating theme, such as:

   Eat This Book (several submissions)

   Bite Me: A Love Story

   Bite This Book

   Bite Me!

   Sooty Like Me

   Where's My Tie?

   Enjoy Every Book  (a clever reference to the late Warren Zevon's line on the show,
   "Enjoy Every Sandwich")

   Dad Is Even FATTER

   Jim Gaffigan's Cooking For Dummies

As you can see, it had to be something short.

Thanks to everyone who rose to the CelebriGum Comedy Challenge!


  1. "Jim Gaffigan's Cooking for Dummies" "If it turns out lousy you can eat the book!"

  2. Betty Carroll BiernottMay 13, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    Jim Gaffigan''s Book for Gummies (Chew This Book)

  3. We'll see!

    This may be human civilization's greatest outpouring of jokes about eating books.

  4. "Dad is even FATTER"....the long awaited follow up to "Dad is Fat".

  5. I know I'm late to the party, but how about "My Big Fat Greek Gyro Book"?

  6. All very funny, but it was clearly his autobiography, "Oral Fixation".

  7. Lots of late entries! Keep them in mind for the next contest that revolves around a photo of a guy biting a book!

  8. The north face outlet truth was, true religion outlet his brain had celine handbags reverted burberry to its gucci ancient and familiar mont blanc pens employment with a nike factory kind of malicious juicy couture glee. He marc jacobs was kate spade powerless to handbags outlet control yoga pants it. michael kors handbags Cark and bcbg dresses care salomon bestrode yoga pants him; toms shoes rode rolex watches for sale him burberry outlet online to bebe outlet death; north face and yet mcm handbags got him louis vuitton nowhere; for pandora all the calculations in tory burch outlet the beats by dre world nike roshe run would tory burch sale not tiffany jewelry change hard mac cosmetics facts. coach outlet online Reckon as he gucci shoes might, he huarache could supra shoes not make his louis vuitton dividends ugg boots clearance for

  9. Red squirrels are more active during the day, especially in spring and summer. They are active in the evening, but they are less active. They start gathering food for the next winter during the previous fall months.
    شركة مكافحة حشرات