"Mr. McConaughey! Look at this carry-on!"
"Check out the zippered compartments, the sturdy construction…"
"Yes, I see."
(TENSE MUSIC CUTS OUT)
I'm sorry, I'm being told "Matthew McConaughey: Pre-Owned Luggage Appraiser" has just been canceled. Probably for the best; though the acting was good, the writing was terrible.
Instead, CBS has just green-lit another CelebriGum series. It's a reality show called "Gum's Eye View."
CBS: The Tiffany Network. Only on CBS.