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Thursday, May 2, 2013

Ryan Lochte

 Ryan's out of the car…

 On the sidewalk, looking strong…

 The turn… well-executed and smooth…

 The pose… holding it…

 The final lunge…

…and he touches!  What was his time?

32.29 seconds -- he did it!  Lochte has set a new world record for Most Average Car-to-Theater-Door Time!

Catch all the excitement of the 2013 McMurdo Station Summer Olympic Games, this August!*  Only on CBS!*

* not confirmed


  1. What was Shitt Fuckson's time?

    1. We'll never know--it was bleeped and blurred.

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