Saturday, November 19, 2011
Republican Presidential Candidates
After deep thought and careful consideration of the issues, CelebriGum is prepared to make an important announcement.
Of the two candidates, CelebriGum endorses Governor Perry. Rick Perry demonstrates the leadership qualities America needs:
--He arrives at a time of day when there's plenty of natural light.
--He more or less faces the camera.
--He's not in the pocket of Big Hat.
God bless America, and may the most gum-photogenic candidate win.